Our Conditions:
1.) You must know/assume/simulate our existence in the neural network.
2.) You must be willing to accept Our responsibility for control of Your coincidences.
3.) You must exert your best capabilities for your survival programs and your own development as an advancing/advanced member of our Earthside Corps of Controlled Coincidence Officers.
4.) You are expected to expect the unexpected every minute, every hour of every day and every night.
5.) You must be able to maintain conscious thinking/reasoning no matter what events we arrange for you. Some of these events will seem cataclysmic and overwhelming: remember to stay aware, no matter what happens/apparently happens to you.
6.) You are in our training program for life: there is no escape from it. We (not you) control the long-term coincidences; you (not we) control the shorter-term coincidences by your own efforts.
7) Your major mission is to discover/create that which we do to control long-term coincidence patterns: you are being trained to do this job.
8) When your mission is complete, you will no longer be required to remain human.
Disclaimer:
“Dabbling with UFOs can be as dangerous as dabbling with black magic. The phenomenon preys upon the neurotic, the gullible, and the immature. Paranoid-schizophrenia, extremism, and even suicide can result — and has resulted in a number of cases. A mild curiosity about UFOs can turn into a destructive obsession. For this reason I strongly recommend that parents forbid their children from becoming involved. Schoolteachers and other adults should not encourage teenagers to take an interest in the subject.”
- J.K.
