YOU WOULD PREFER TO LIVE IN (pick one):
A) A haunted house
B) A cheddar igloo
C) A trailer perched on an underground coal fire that’s been smoldering for 50 years
D) Something worseMandibles wants a dog. Stub is looking for a spacious kitchen. Moose would be happy with a garage. And Sheridan wants privacy so he can murder people in peace and quiet, without nosy neighbors complaining about the blood and the screaming.
It should be easy enough for these four friends to find a home, but the real estate market is incredibly wretched, and their options are terrible in the most IMPOSSIBLE ways…
No Keys was drawn and serialized online between 2015-2017. It is available as a printed graphic novel.
The author/artist is the worst pokémon but can be collected at inkshark.net, where he keeps his art, writing, social media links, and sweaty selfies with canine photobombs majestic photos of him and his dogs hiking in nature. Please visit so he can print out his Google Analytics and heatedly prove to his mother that yes, someone has visited his website this month, he is definitely relevant.