{"id":137,"date":"2024-02-14T00:51:27","date_gmt":"2024-02-14T00:51:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inkriot.net\/nokeys\/?page_id=137"},"modified":"2024-05-28T01:11:31","modified_gmt":"2024-05-28T01:11:31","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/inkriot.net\/nokeys\/about\/","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:25%\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<p><strong>YOU WOULD PREFER TO LIVE IN (pick one):<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A) A haunted house<br>B) A cheddar igloo<br>C) A trailer perched on an underground coal fire that\u2019s been smoldering for 50 years<br>D) Something worse<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mandibles wants a dog. Stub is looking for a spacious kitchen. Moose would be happy with a garage. And Sheridan wants privacy so he can murder people in peace and quiet, without nosy neighbors complaining about the blood and the screaming.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It should be easy enough for these four friends to find a home, but the real estate market is incredibly wretched, and their options are terrible in the most IMPOSSIBLE ways\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:25%\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p><em>No Keys was drawn and serialized online between 2015-2017. It is available as <a href=\"https:\/\/inkshark.gumroad.com\/\">a printed graphic novel<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The author\/artist is the worst pok\u00e9mon but can be collected at <a href=\"https:\/\/inkshark.net\/\">inkshark.net<\/a>, where he keeps his art, writing, social media links, and <s>sweaty selfies with canine photobombs<\/s> majestic photos of him and his dogs hiking in nature. Please visit so he can print out his Google Analytics and heatedly prove to his mother that yes, someone has visited his website this month, he is definitely relevant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No Keys was drawn and serialized online between 2015-2017. It is available as a printed graphic novel. The author\/artist is the worst pok\u00e9mon but can be collected at inkshark.net, where he keeps his art, writing, social media links, and sweaty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-137","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inkriot.net\/nokeys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inkriot.net\/nokeys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inkriot.net\/nokeys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inkriot.net\/nokeys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inkriot.net\/nokeys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/inkriot.net\/nokeys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":525,"href":"https:\/\/inkriot.net\/nokeys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/137\/revisions\/525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inkriot.net\/nokeys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}